The 33 (10) Creepiest, Most Uncomfortable Lyrics on Robin Thicke's New Album, Paula

In his bid to win his estranged wife, Paula Patton, back, Robin Thicke is making us all real f--king uncomfortable. His new album, subtly titled Paula, is basically just an extended thesis statement explaining why she should take him back.



Paula (the album, not the person) is full of cringe-worthy lyrics set to, for some reason, old-school swing music (maybe Paula likes jazz? Does anyone else in 2014?) Anyway, here are all the lyrics you'll wish you never read:



3. "I will always daydream wishing that you were mine / I understand right now you need some space and time / I can smell your perfume / Your legs are on my walls / Your body's on my ceiling / Your giggle down the hall."







7. "See the birds fly, see the blue sky, see the best times of my life / Watch me crawl, watch me beg, watch me fall deep cause I- / I just can't stop, I just can't stop thinking about those days."



10. "One, two, look at you / Three, four, she locked the door / I keep knocking and knocking and knocking and knocking."



13. "Don't leave me out here in the cold / Ooh turn the porch light on / At least open the doggy-door / Throw a friend a juicy bone."



15. "(Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me) I kiss you all over your body baby / (Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me) I want to kiss you all over, over, over / (Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me) Your body, body, body, body, body baby."



17. "You're way too young to dance like that in front of a man like me baby / Oh yes you are / You know cigarettes are bad for you baby / But so am I."



19. "With your new new new new new new new nails / Sweet cherry pineapple black / Shine your magical touch and heavenly light on my body baby / Show me our love can grow back."



22. "You're yelling and screaming and smacking me / How could you do this you spoiled little rich kid (truth) / A rock in the TV / You bashin' my ride up, you smashed my guitar (Tell ‘em the truth) / Chasing me around the house swinging / Trying to hit me with my favorite golf club (truth)."



23. "You were lying in bed (truth) / Said you took twenty pills (truth) / Now I'm calling the ambulance, police, I'm freakin' out till you said / Chill baby, I didn't really take them pills / I'm just desperately crying for help."



33. "Forever love / Oh forever love / Forever mine, forever yours / Forever love / Forever love / Oh it's forever love / Forever mine, forever yours / Forever love, forever love."



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