jeudi 7 août 2014

Lourdes Leon Is Still In A Bikini And No Madonna Vagina Selfies This Time, Promise

“If I turn off the lights and say your mom’s name three times into a mirror, she smears blood all over the walls.”

“Yeah, she does that.”


On top of stimulating serious discussions on race relations in America, I also like to post bikini photos of celebrities’ daughters because I’ll go to my grave saying it’s the key to reinvigorating America’s love affair with reading. Also, I hope to one day coax Chris Hansen out of retirement and force him to do battle in an elaborate exo-suit. He can’t ignore me much longer. I’ve grown too powerful.


Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News



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