The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 8.27.14

Confederate-flag waving dude fails at ice bucket challenge.

• Genevieve Morton put bacon on her boobs. Two great things together [Mentality Magazine]


• Jill Wagner of Wipeout nearly slips a nip. Damn you bikini top! [Gceleb]


• The most descriptive explanation to anal sex you’ll find in awhile [Your Tango]


• Anastasia Ashely butt shots in Ibiza (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]


• The girls of Indiana University’s Alpha Xi Delta sorority win today’s hot girl challenge [Big10Tens]

Single guys, your sex life actually isn’t as good as it could be.

• Cheating girlfriend thinks she’s getting proposed to on the radio. Revenge is sweet! [Elite Daily]


• Blade Runner script finished and Ridley Scott has high praise for it [The Verge]


• Jessica Alba’s startup now valued at $1b. That’s bilion with a ‘B’ [IDLYTW]


• The best aquarium for your kitchen you’ll ever see [HiConsumption]


• 30 amazing photos that show you what the Burning Festival’s really like [RSVLTS]

What to do when a Playmate starts dancing & grinding on you in public.

• New nail polish helps prevent date rape. See how [DailyoftheDay]


• Everything you wanted to know about Hello Kitty. So scandalous! [LA Times]


• Jennifer Aniston says having babies won’t define her as a woman, prolly cuz she’s really old [Celebitchy]


• Marriage for introverts [The Frisky]


• If they had IKEA instructions to assemble horror characters [Unreality Mag]

Another ice bucket challenge fail but this time, it’s a big, brown fail in his underwear.

• You might die of a heart attack, but these epic food creations are worth it [Caveman Circus]


• Anit-marijuana advocates actually on payroll of painkiller of drug companies [Vice]


• Cheryl Cole changed her name but the body’s still the same [Moe Jackson]


• Sisqo of “Thong Song” fame trying to make a comeback on new Waka Flocka song [GossipOnThis]