There was a special episode Sunday night where he sent home Brit and the girl with the terrible eyebrows. I can't remember what else happened. Last night on the Bachelor, Chris visited each of the women's hometowns. First he went to The Virgin's hometown in Louisiana to meet her creepy, uptight family. They warned him that The Virgin isn't affectionate (like them?) and they've never seen her with a guy before. This concerns Chris. Next, he visited Whitney in Chicago and they went to the fertility clinic where she works. She tried to get him to go into one of the little rooms and jerk off into a cup so she can steal his sperm and impregnate herself in case she doesn't win, but when she saw how uncomfortable he looked, she played it off as a joke. Then he went off to Phoenix to visit Kaitlyn's family at their vacation home. They met up at a recording studio first to write and record a rap and whatever crush I had left on him after hearing him sing a few episodes ago is now gone. I can't wait until whoever wins gets back to his farm in Nowhere, Iowa and realizes that looks aren't enough. And last, he went to some small town in Nebraska to meet Jade's family. Her younger brothers referred to her as a "wild mustang" to Chris, hinting at her Playboy pictorial which they undoubtedly jerked off to, and her dad talked about her wild side. Chris brought it up to her and she confessed to him that she posed for Playboy once and then showed him the video for some reason. He claims it didn't change his feelings for her and if he picked her they would deal with this shameful, degrading secret together in wholesome conservative Iowa, but at the rose ceremony, he sent her home. Next episode, he fucks 2/3 women in the Fantasy Suite, and The Virgin and him watch Netflix and hand-cuddle (she's not affectionate, remember).
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Who do you think he will pick? Who do you think he SHOULD pick? Please use a spoiler tag if you read the spoilers already.
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