Channing Tatum Extolls the Virtues of a “D*ck Graze”: Watch Here!

Always looking for the next big thing, Channing Tatum is trying to start a troubling trend called the “D*ck Graze” and he’s made a video to explain how it works.

The “22 Jump Street” stud shows off his rapping skills in the just-released clip, noting that fist-bumps and handshakes are a thing of the past.

Channing declares, “I get a feeling when I see my homie lean in/ That’s because my hand’s about to touch his penis,” before demonstrating a slight brush of the hand to another guy’s frontal region.

Of course, Tatum’s costar Jillian Bell isn’t content to just sit back and watch, and she comes up with a similar gesture for the ladies called a “t*t graze.” But when she gets a little too aggressive giving Channing a “D*ck Graze,” he laments, “It’s a graze, not a grab!”