mercredi 8 octobre 2014

Amanda Bynes Has A Microchip In Her Head, According To Amanda Bynes

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In a new interview with In Touch who I’m pretty sure are just following her around with a tape recorder while she’s talking to herself, Amanda Bynes claims she has a microchip in her head, so if you happen to have a particularly flammable dog, now would be a good time to bring it inside:



The most disconcerting of her erratic behavior was when Amanda told In Touch’s reporter she believes she has a microchip in her head. “I want a dollar a day from every person who [is] reading my mind,” she told the reporter.



Granted, while all of that sounds concerning as hell, at least Amanda Bynes didn’t say she wouldn’t be able to resist putting a baby’s penis in her mouth which is my new bar for judging how awful something is. That’s where I’m at now and what you should probably expect going forward. “Nobody said they want to suck a baby’s dick? Then we’re good here.”


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