Man Eats Pizza Mid-Workout, Gives New Meaning to the Term "Crunch"

Talk about giving new meaning to the word "crunch!"

In the following video, an overweight individual digs into a slice of pizza while working out his abs, either proving that he's seriously rushed for time or really doesn't understand the concept of exercise.

There's little else to really say about the video, except that Jillian Michaels likely just fainted, stood up... and fainted again.

Man Eats Pizza WHILE Working Out

Dude, even Jessica Simpson knows how to lose weight.

And she doesn't know the difference between chicken and tuna.

We'd tell you to shape up... but you'd likely inhale an entire pie while doing so.